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It’s a day for the blues. There’s nothing like a toe-tapper about a mass casualty event. When it comes down to it, that’s all the blues are about: making the insufferable thing bearable. In High Water Everywhere, Charley Patton sang about the 1927 Mississippi levee break that displaced tens of thousands. Patton lived on Dockery’s […]
The clouds started forming five o’clock p.m. The funnel clouds touched down five miles north of Russellville Siren’s were blowing, clouds spat rain And as the thing went through, I swear, it sounded like a train Drive-By Truckers, Tornadoes Floridians are tough. Almost indestructible. They may not always exercise the best judgment but – given […]
There is no normal life that is free of pain. It’s the very wrestling with our problems that can be the impetus for our growth. Mr. Rogers
